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Pedia

Pedia theme preview

An encyclopedia theme based on MediaWiki layouts.

Preview (Home Page) | Preview (Example Page) | Download (.ZIP)

Dream Layouts

dream layout 1, a one-column dark purple theme with white text and a yellow menu bar dream layout 2, a theme with a blue sidebar next to a grid of products

Some layouts I literally coded in my dreams. And now they can be on your website!

Layout 1: Preview | Download (.ZIP)

Layout 2: Preview | Download (.ZIP)

TVTropes

TVTropes theme preview showing light & dark themes

A recreation of the TV Tropes media page layout, so you can make a fake TV Tropes page for your personal project on your own website.

Preview (dark theme) | Download (.ZIP)

Theme Switcher

A JavaScript toggle that lets you switch between themes. For a live preview, click the little squid button in the bottom right corner of the page.

Download (.ZIP)


Zines

One-page zines in JPEG form. If you want physical copies of your own, download them, print them, cut away any margins, and fold / cut them like this:

zine folding diagram

How to Make Egg & Tomato Stirfry

recipe zine image

A recipe zine for the one dish I'm good at making. Rave reviews from my friends! 8 pages.

Text-only version

How to Make Egg & Tomato Stirfry

(Yummy! Easy! Great with carbs!)

Ingredients:

  • eggs (~5)
  • tomatoes (~3-4)
  • green onion (half stem, optional)
  • salt, sugar, oil

squid says: This is one of those Chinese mom recipes with really vague measurements, sorry. These amounts will make 2-3 servings, but everything is very adjustable.

  1. Beat eggs and ~1/3 tbsp salt in large bowl / deep plate.
  2. Chop tomatoes into chunks and dice green onion.
  3. Put frying pan / wok over medium-high heat. Add oil. Wait for oil to heat up.
  4. Add egg to pan & scramble. Then transfer scrambled eggs back into bowl.
  5. Add oil to pan again. Optionally, add green onion & let sizzle for a few seconds.
    • In Mandarin, this is called 炝锅! It adds flavor :)
  6. Add tomatoes to pan, followed by ~1 heaping tbsp sugar. After stirring sugar in, the juice in the pan should taste like sugar with a tomato aftertaste. Don't be afraid to add more!
  7. Stir fry tomatoes until soft all the way through. Add ~1/3 tbsp salt when done.
  8. Put eggs in pan and stir them in. Then transfer everything back into the bowl. Voila!!
  9. Serve with your favourite carb! (Dip bread / spoon onto rice / etc.)

Look at My OCs

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A brief introduction to the main cast of oneirosea. 16 pages.

Text-only version

Look at My OCs

Hiro Nimura

18 | he/she. A friendly, energetic, shonen protagonist kind of guy. Tries his best, but his memory disorder makes him a bit scatterbrained...

Bite Strength: 3/5
Helpfulness: 3/5
Tax Evasion: 2/5

Fun facts:

  • good at making soup
  • smells like seasonal soaps (pumpkin in fall, etc)
  • likes dogs, but dogs don't like him :(
Ichika Sasaki

19 | she/her. The team's analytical and overly serious leader. Tries to project a cool detached image, but she's too nice for it to work.

Bite Strength: 2/5
Helpfulness: 5/5
Tax Evasion: 1/5

Fun facts:

  • good at mending clothes
  • wears insoles to make herself taller
  • secretly likes terrible reality TV competitions
Clover

?? | they/them. A demon who got an android body so they can explore the human world. Well-meaning, but has to be reminded that humans can't be reassembled...

Bite Strength: 5/5
Helpfulness: 1/5
Tax Evasion: 5/5

Fun facts:

  • good at hacking computers
  • likes to eat plastic (it's bad for them, but so is normal food)
  • currently experimenting with plant grafting

These guys work for a cyberpunk mega-corp (Alcyon Corporation), slaying dangerous demons before they can cause trouble in the human world. Off work, Hiro considers both his teammates friends, and tries to organize hangouts... Which usually involves trying to get Ichika to relax for two minutes for a change.

Metafictionally, they exist in a non-existent anime called ONEIROSEA. So I can daydream about merchandise and filler episodes...

I like them a lot. What about you?

Thanks for reading!! If you want to know more about these characters & their world, go to: squidknees.net/oneiropedia


What is ONEIROSEA?

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A totally unbiased and accurate guide to what oneirosea is, brought to you by Alcyon Corporation. Metafiction from the oneirosea setting. 8 pages.

Text-only version

What is ONEIROSEA?

Mr. Kingfisher says: An official Alcyon Corporation guide!

[A diagram shows that "oneiro" means dream, and "sea" means ocean.]

ONEIROSEA is another world, parallel to ours. Every place in oneirosea corresponds to one in our world.

[Two skylines are shown, one with buildings and a park, the other with trees and strange growths. Arrows connect different parts of each skyline to the other.]

[Two dreamers' thought bubbles connect into one larger thought bubble, with a landscape with fish and trees inside.]

It is made of a form of energy generated by human dreams.

Sometimes, this energy clusters together into pseudo-living creatures, called DEMONS. Demons can be dangerous to humans. They can sneak into dreaming people's minds, and even take them over.

[Three demons, each a vaguely creature-like shape with eyes composed of layers of concentric circles. The fishlike one is shown swimming into a thought bubble and down its tail into a sleeping person, whose eyes are then replaced with the demon's eye.]

However, research shows that most demons are not hostile. Plus, oneirosea is a natural part of the universe that cannot be destroyed. That's why Alcyon Corporation's goal is to help both worlds coexist peacefully. And you can help!

[A smiling person holds hands with a demon and Mr. Kingfisher.]

The smiling person asks: How can I keep myself safe and help Alcyon Corporation?

Mr. Kingfisher responds: Don't worry, it's easier than you might think!

  • Practice good sleep hygiene so demons can't possess you.
  • Keep yourself informed, and don't trust dubious sources of information like online rumors about oneirosea.
  • Report any demon activity to Alcyon Corporation as soon as you notice it.

Mr. Kingfisher waves and says: That's all for now! Be sure to visit Alcyon Corporation's website for even more useful information!

To read more about the world of oneirosea, visit: squidknees.net/oneiropedia

[Ichika, reading the zine, says "'coexist peacefully'? this pamphlet is bullshit." A worried Hiro responds "aww, I think it's nice..."]



Other


Shimeji

a bunch of little Asters clinging to a Notepad window

Shimeji is a Java app for Windows that generates little desktop buddies. This one is of my character Aster, so you can pick them up and shake them violently like they richly deserve.

Download (.ZIP)


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